Secret Song (Silly Little Thing)

is the richard gere gerbil story true?
who came 3rd in WW2?
did suti sleep with sue?
these things i think about
when i'm out, with you

what are the holes in biro's for?
which one's which in the corrs?
did Jefhurst really score?
cause frankly you're a bore
and i'm not.

and if it's leaving season you're 2nd on the list
if you won't leave me baby, i'll find someone who will
i tried love, i'm sorry
i tried love

does god ever get it wrong?
where has gary barlow gone?
why is christmas day so long?
it just goes on and on and on
...like you

and if it's leaving season you're the 2nd on the bill
if you won't leave me baby i'll find someone who will

i tried love, i'm sorry
i tried love
i tried love, and i'm sorry
i tried love

why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
do you think that adam fancied eve?
what if eve could not conceive?
and he had to breed with steve
we'd all be gay!
-Robbie Williams